

And Martin has become The Queen's Serf's most infatuated admirer! In other words - he's now got it bad for Velsa.
The young girl has consumed his waking world and all he ever finds himself doing is craving her affections.

Martin watches her, captivated. Her youthful beauty, combined with her 'joie de vivre' attitude and lack of noble manners is something he finds thrilling; it's such a refreshing change from all the usual moralistic, prissy attitudes prevalent at Court. He decides he HAS to find out more about Velsa. Later that day he decides that he must speak to her.
"Excuse me Mi'Lady," No Martin, she's far from one of those, try again.
Martin coughs away his nerves.
"Apologies, sorry, I mean, Girl... Erm, Velsa!"
Well done Martin, you've now broken all Court Protocol and addressed a female servant not only formally, but by her first name.

Things like: "Forbidden fruit is by far the sweetest, though they say 'Variety is the spice of life!'"
The words might have flown far above Velsa's head but the gaze from Martin's eyes and the delicate caress of his Gentleman Fingers provokes her instincts into sudden realisation.

"BUT WAIT!" Martin calls after her, "I HAVE A POEM!"

"Yes," she thinks, "He's gone stark-raving bonkers! Either that or he's on some crazy dare game with Prince Seth."
Velsa makes a 'note-to-self' and inwardly pledges her hopeful intention to completely stay away from that pair of injudicious nincompoops from now on.

Lord Simpson doesn't look amused with Velsa's message from The Queen but Velsa isn't paying attention; she is remembering the look in Martin's eyes and the touch of his hand, he seemed so genuine. What a gifted actor he must be!
Velsa responds by spending the next few minutes recounting who she might or might not have seen on the way to their secret meeting place; The Queen can be quite neurotic when it comes to confidential issues.
Elsbeth relaxes and Velsa is free to think about the rest of her chores for the day. But her mind is not on the job.
Elsbeth relaxes and Velsa is free to think about the rest of her chores for the day. But her mind is not on the job.
She is hoping beyond hope that the impossible has happened.
Could it be that a Noble Knight from The Royal Court of New Praaven has fallen in love with this insignificant 'Street-Rat'?
The next morning Velsa has her question answered.

The Queen is certain that she won't make the same mistake again.


Velsa hears the door close behind her so spins around.
To her delight, disbelief and doubtfulness, it's him!

Her heart forces passions through conduits of joy and it's hard to breathe now Velsa can feel the attraction oozing from him. She knows as he walks towards her slowly - Martin Boatman is for real!
"Please, fair, sweet maiden whom they call Velsa, may I take but a moment of your time?"
No grievance presented itself throughout Velsa's nodding reply so Martin takes the opportunity.

"Could it be that I have discovered the most alluring of jewels buried beneath such a mire of grime and vermin?"
Again, Velsa isn't sure exactly what that means but she is persuaded that he is comparing her to a fancy necklace.
"My heart needs to know how I can rescue such a prize from so dark and ghastly a taint?" Continues Martin.
Now Velsa is completely lost.
"I don't know what you mean!. .but. .Oh!...THE QUEEN!"
Velsa throws the saddle on the pony just as Elsbeth returns for Matilda's lesson.

"Sir Boatman! What are you doing down here?"
Martin tells his first lie to The Queen: "I'm on a private mission for The Prince."

Big mistake Martin; your ill-chosen lie just confirmed what Velsa was dreading above all!
Chapter 4 - Coming Soon! Da dung gonna hit dat der fan!
Suggestions, feedback - all appreciated!
44 wow, I think that must be old for a King back then! I love the word Nincompoop, it simply isn't used enough today. Good laugh, thanks Angie x
ReplyDeleteGreat story, You Make me laugh! thanks :) Keep up the brilliant work. I look forward to seeing the next chapter.
ReplyDeleteThanks very much! So glad you enjoyed. Next chapter coming probably later tonight :D
DeleteHaha! I love that word too :D
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Henry VIII died in his mid-50's, and he was obese and had a rotting leg most of his life. Monarchs get clean water fetched from the mountains, and stuff - so they do live a bit longer usually :D Then I had to factor in that Seth must be in his early 20's so 44 sounded about right :D
Glad you enjoyed - Thanks for reading! I assure you, it's worth keeping up for the dramatic ending I have in sight :D
I have NO doubt about that Angie, all your stories have been worth reading!
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